DB Cooper Says
Hello I'm DB Cooper
and I'm here to
tell you all you
need to know about
Skydiving
First off,  I'm the only person to
pull off a successful Skyjacking.
And here's how i did it.

In 1971, I  D.B. Cooper hijacked and
threatened to blow up an airliner,
extorted $200,000 from its owner,
Northwest Orient, then leaped from
the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of
$20 bills strapped to my torso.

I was never seen again—dead or
alive. The crime was perfect ,
perfectly crazy .
So about jumping from planes. Listen
up I know my shit.
Me
Me with shades
DB Cooper Says: when the door opens and
it's your turn, SHUT UP, MAN UP and
JUMP!